APCSA - AP Computer Science
AP Stats - AP Statistics
AP Psych - AP Psychology
AP Lit - AP English Literature
“Even grass doesn’t boil like sand.” - Outside Tutoring Place
“I think I have sleep in my eyes.” - Future Center
“Do you guys have a calculator?” “Sure, let me just unbox it real quick.” - AP Stats
“I understanded it more.” - AP Lit
“Dude, you smell like the color blue.” - Advisory
“Is it ethical to yeet your sister out the window?” - APCSA
A student tied another student's bag to the ceiling pipes - AP Statistics
“Was that a scared sneeze?” - APCSA
“They’re gonna tow a car for parking in the parking lot. The tower is going to be so confused.” - Morning Meeting
“What do you want to do when you relax? You drink.” “Some people do yoga!” - AP Lit
“I won’t let you get too philosophical about sloths.” - Outside Tutoring Place
“Don’t judge me, [he’s] looking up photos of the Pillsbury dough boy.” - Civics
Someone pulled out a bunch of cartons of chocolate milk. - AP Psych
“You spent 15 minutes learning about mushrooms.” - My aunt
“wen i become [a] chemical engineer, ill make a cure for y’all heart murmur” - text message from group chat
“DIE!!!!” “Am I interrupting you?” - APCSA
“0 divided by 0 is 100%.” - College Seminar
“It took them 2,000 years to realize ‘hm, the mind is made of spirits.’” - AP Psych
“We can eat off campus? Mr. Michael made me sit down and eat my lunch!” - College Seminar
“His name was Sal,” “Salivary Glands?!” - AP Stats
“Yeah, it died. It’s completely my fault, but I’m gonna blame the computer.” - Lunch
“I scared a little baby through a process called conditioning,” “That’s called bullying.” - AP Psych
“If you want to kick everyone out of your house, just start talking about econ terminology.” - Microeconomics
"I like being a snowflake, I’m the best princess.” - APCSA
“My nose is a faucet that won’t turn off.” - AP Lit
“Who should go next?” While pointing at his friend, “Idiots first.” - AP Lit
“I’m gonna do another one for Civics in the style of the Communist Manifesto” - AP Psych
“I want to bleach my eyes out.” - AP Psych
“Tell us about your accomplishments!” “I ate 2 gallons of ice cream. I’m lactose intolerant.” - Internship
"Everytime I breath, I sound like a rubber duck" - Advisory
“No one in garbage has come to collect me.” - APCSA
“I solved [a Rubik's cube] once, and that was on accident.” - Lunch
"They didn't really realize that brains did stuff back then." - AP Psych
“Why are you two arguing? Both of you had your dignity stolen.” - AP Lit
"What questions?" "I don't know, I stopped caring a while ago." - AP Psychology
“If you tell me it’s the amount bought, I may lie on the ground and start crying.” - Microeconomics
“He died, he was 19.” “That is an ancient cat.” - Outside Tutoring Place
"What's your default phase, you punch people in the face? Looks like we got a lot in common." - Advisory
"Assuming you're not invading Area 51, you'll be here, taking a graded mastery check" - AP Stats
"I heard you fell on a table last year." - AP Stats
“Horses are walking coal.” - Civics
“Thanks for letting me steal a chip.” “I don’t think I really had a choice.” “You didn’t.” “Cool, just making sure.” - Lunch
"Your IQ is about room temperature, isn't it?" - AP Psych
"Can I fill in my sinuses? Like, can I fill them with concrete?" - AP Psych
"Duck float, tree float, is tree made of duck?" - APCSA
“My parents are probably here,” “Are you sure they didn’t forget about you again?” - Newspaper
“The internet is French?” - Newspaper
“Your bees have 36 knees” - After School
"Stop seeing the good in everything" - APCSA
"If my phone vibrates, I vibrate." - AP Lit
“I don’t understand it, so therefore it doesn’t exist.” - APCSA
“If I looked away from my computer for more than 3 seconds, I would have a good grasp on the class.” - AP Psych
“Can you let me finish?” “No, you’re clearly wrong.” - AP Psych
“I make my own history.” - Outside Tutoring Place
“She’s so nice, it annoys me sometimes.” “Do you want her to be mean?” “YES!” - Outside tutoring place
“I’m going to read this to you and you need to tell me if I sound stupid, okay?” “You sound stupid.” - Outside tutoring place
“Is this your hat?” “Yeah.” “Are you a model for Target?” - Outside Tutoring Place
“Minecraft? Come on, if you want to waste time, do it properly.” - APCSA
“Let’s see if we can bring down the school’s internet. I’m only partially joking.” - APCSA
“You should be a lawyer, you’re good at finding loopholes in everything.” “That’s not what being a lawyer is about.” - APCSA
“You just deployed Nebraska.” - APCSA
"'We gave you the tools to success,' “Yes but I don't know how to use the tools." - AP Psych
"My height in inches is higher than my IQ." - AP Psych
"We all make mistakes." "I don't." - Math work room
“There’s koala milk that people drink.” - Advisory
“You uninspired me." - AP Psych
“I like to watch people get their hearts broken.” - Outside Tutoring Place