Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): Make time to laugh. Laugh at yourself, with your friends, or at A- lunch kids. Suckers.
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19): Stop making messes. Just stop it.
Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20): As the summer season approaches, you find that while the concept of getting in shape is nice, the sales on candies are a little nicer. As put by Donna Meagle and Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation; treat yo’ self.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20): You will fulfillment in listening the hits of 2010. Do not resist it, just have the time your lifeeeeee.
Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22): Cancer, you find joy in knowledge. In order to increase your self awareness and understanding of the world, you may consider “researching” that new tv show for the entire weekend.
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22): The similarity between your star sign and Leonardo DiCaprio’s name will serve you very closely in the future. That’s it. That’s the horoscope.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22): While trying to study for your next summative, try to put your phone as far away from you as possible. It can be tempting to take that Buzzfeed quiz about which type of Bath and Body Works candle you are, but is it ultimately worth it??
Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22): Take some time to reflect. As you continue through high school, you may find that you have forgotten your humble beginnings. Remember that weird phase you went through in seventh grade.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21): Scorpio. You are the future. I grant you the power to move the freshman standing the middle of the hallway. Please, move them.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): Sagittarius, your creativity will shine this summer. To do so, i recommend investing in a pool noodle and kiddie pool (combo!). They’re so cheap, so versatile. Make afternoon out of it.
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): You will become a master a new art form. The stars lead you in the direction of smoothie making.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18): Aquarius, you will have your doubts about something in the coming weeks. But do not fret, by the power of Michelle Obama you will do amazing.