Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): If you get the grade you’ve been aiming for in your hardest class… another snow storm (and potential snow day) could be coming your way.
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19): Remember that one time you did that one thing? Yeah… Be cautioned in the upcoming weeks.
Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20): Don’t cry. Be fly.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20): While preparing for the holiday season, the stars recommend you start singing spontaneously in all your classes. Doesn’t matter what song. Just sing.
Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22): It has begun to dawn on you that you are actually in high school, and will be in college very, very soon. The weight of the world has begun to reveal itself to you… the complexities and fears of adulthood… it all seems so burdensome. But hey- you can still try to eat 7 saltines in a minute, and no one can judge you for it… because high school.
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22): After the weird snowstorms in late October, you’ve found your rekindled love for snow angels. It’s cold and demanding, but you are up for the challenge. I believe in you.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22): During this upcoming break, it is plausible that you will be very bored. I recommend taking up curling.
Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22): My astrological sources tell me that you should just do that one thing you’ve been so ambivalent about.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21): You will find you feel a sense of incompleteness… You may find your missing piece in some childhood snacks. The stars point you to Gushers and apple sauce. Maybe even try it together… who knows!
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): The final for the class that you’ve been dreading is coming up soon. But don’t worry. Just run around the school right before you take the test- you’ll get a perfect score (works every time).
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Go out and see a movie. Your one true love will be somewhere in the crowd.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18): Try to not fall asleep in that one class. It will serve you well. If you do, pay VERY close attention to your dream…